Ein kleiner Eisenbahner…

Passend zu den Warnstreiks bei der dt. Bahn ein kleiner Witz zur Aufmunterung:

Die Mutter hört aus der Küche ihrem 5-jährigen Sohn zu, der im Wohnzimmer mit seiner neuen Eisenbahn spielt. Sie hört ihn rufen:

“Alle total verblödeten Typen die hier aussteigen wollen, schwingt eure Ärsche aus den Zug! Alle Vollidioten die hier einsteigen, beeilt euch gefälligst, ihr lahmen Penner!”

Die total pädagogisch, erziehungswissenschaftlich geschockte Mutter rennt zu ihrem Sohn und sagt:

“Du gehst sofort für 2 Stunden auf dein Zimmer. In diesem Haus wird so nicht geredet! Nach 2 Stunden darfst du wieder mit dem Zug spielen, aber nur, wenn du dich der höflichen Sprache bedienst!”

2 Stunden später kommt der Sohn wieder ins Wohnzimmer und fängt an mit der Eisenbahn zu spielen. Die Mutter hört erfreut:

“Alle Fahrgäste die hier aussteigen: Bitte vergessen Sie nichts im Zug. Vielen Dank, dass sie mit uns gereist sind. Unseren neuen Fahrgästen, die hier zusteigen, wünschen wir eine angenehme Reise.”

Die Mutter freut sich, hat ihre Erziehung doch Wirkung gezeigt, bis sie pötzlich ihren kleinen Sohn noch hinzufügen hört:

“Und alle, die wegen der 2-stündigen Verspätung angepisst sind: Beschweren Sie sich bei der Schlampe in der Küche…..!”

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  1. Der ist super. Zum Glück brauch ich den am Freitag nicht zur Aufmunterung. Hab ja ausnahmsweise das Auto.
    Brauch ich höchstens morgen für den Umgangston der Schüler. Neue Methode: einfach Mal drüber lachen. Leider kann ich sie nicht für zwei Stunden rausschmeißen. 🙁

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